MASS BUNKS :-----
I don't think this term needs explanation..as .... Mass bunking is a...... a............characteristic of a typical... Engineering student !!!
Especially in our college .....
The last period is usually bunked (Adding to the fury of our DBE sir..who always has classes in the last period :P)
........bunks before our internal exams(Of course!! We do study...n are very...very serious about our exams...(but not our marks though).. ! :P)
,bunks before and after summer & winter holidays :P..
the list is unending..........
Our teachers scold us, reprimand us...often warn us that they will reduce our lab
marks..(which actually they donot do.. :P)..
.But the point is they do not understand,.... how difficult it is to carry out a mass bunk procedure :P
Mass Bunking may seem very easy... but it indeed needs careful planning n coordination :D .. here's the algorithm!
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ALGORITHM :
mass bunk (Class representative, mobile-no,calendar,college-holiday-list):
1> If (calendar[date ]==college-holiday-list[date])
print "No problem" ;
Exit
2> Else
Repeat steps 3 & 4 till Class representative[says]=="YES"
3> call[ Class representative[mobile-no]] ..tell reason to bunk
if ("agrees")
{
tell to "inform friends" && tell "thanks^3";
break;
}
4> else
{
tell "please^10"
if(agrees) go to step 3
else
{ "mission failed :P"
EXIT
}
}
5> call friends[mobile-no] tell "Bunking span(no. of days :P)"
if(agree)
"smile" EXIT
else
(goto class && do not let friends[attend classes])||(goto class[attend classes)]
6>EXIT
Under the assumption that all of you have understood this algorithm
signing off......
L!feosopher!:)
Any queries ,comments ,suggestions are welcome :P :)

L!fosopher...!!!
ReplyDeletePure CS approach of describing a Mass Bunk huh...great work again...hats off... :)
seems like u a C geek !!
ReplyDeleteitna kya tension le rahi ho ek mass bunk ke liye??? OEC style-enter d clas,stnd at d frnt n say- classes bandh, jo ayega maar khayega...mission complete :)
ReplyDeleteLOL..gr8 one.....
ReplyDeletehumare waha ek bar hua tha, n solid panga hua tha
we 3 gals had been jhansi ki rani...n had bravely given our presentation(we wer a team n we wanted our final marks...cudnt risk it;)
Later ,puchh mat, kya tamasha hua tha, all were dragged n forced to come, single handedly, we 2 girls handled d boys hostel's wrath(thankgod, one frnd ws on our side)...phew!!
Then , ek bar hua tha...
bas thats d only times in these 2 yrs of our grad...:)
seniors ka har baar hota h...but we day scholars r always there, even when most of the hostelites have jumped off to their homes:)